July 2011
gtfobrittany:
Doin 100 on the highway, so if you do the speed limit get the fuck outa my way
Robin: Anytime you even hear the word kids you get two little lactation stains on your shirt.
Ted: Thank God you're not a mom. You are such an ice queen, any baby nursing from you would get brain freeze!
I am a fucking saint.
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nuditea:
look for the woman - dan le sac vs....
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“Hey, ain’t no thing but a chicken wing, mamacita!”
– Ted Mosby, How I Met Your Mother S1E2 Purple GIraffe (via capedcrusaders)
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God, I fucking hate that.
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“If music was a woman, I’d be desparate to fuck her”
– Mikael Akerfeldt (via nobodyforyou)
Replace all the vowels in your name with "O"
minkleburg:
dallaswinstonismybabydaddy:
franshish:
conure:
robomon:
thefrosthasbite:
Omondo
Nono Mondozo
Looh
that sounds stupid what the hell >:T
…itrhymeswithpooh
sovonnoh
Omoronthoo or Stophonoo
Molonoo Honklo
Dollon Goo
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Beneath the Mire
“A delusion made me stronger Yet I’m draped in pale withering flesh I sacrificed more than I had And left my woes beneath the mire”
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Working myself to death
So, I got up at 4:30 this morning and worked for 9 hours, manual labor, and now I’m doing computer work. But ya know, its cool, cause I get to LEAVE by 4 a.m. the next two mornings to work 12 hours.
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05. Emma's favourite author is Carlos Ruis Zafon.
FUCK YES.
Fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and oh,...
I'm tired of this bullshit.
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Makin dat money.
Worked with Culinart today for 9 hours, doing the same tomorrow and Thursday with possibly more hours if my dad makes me drive. Then Friday-Sunday finishing training at Caliber, unloading cars. Then more Culinart Monday and Tuesday. Booya.
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thirtystep:
See you can live your life in control and be nice, But even that will not promise you a happy life, You may think yourself in general to be a nice guy, But I’m telling you now - that right there is a lie, Even the nicest of guys has some nasty within ‘em, You don’t have to be backlit to be the villain, Whether it be greed lust or just plain vindictiveness, There’s a level of...
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